light from the darkness...

The commentary on baggygreen from the WC final is really worth reading, they take the piss completely, inc "The scoreboard and the match referee don't agree on the run rate. Give us an F... give us an A... give us an R... give us a C...etc. And of course that wicket will cause the rate to be adjusted again." Gilly completely brilliant.
Lions good too, 'cept didnt see any of in Oddelaide! Grrr.
Lord

confess your sin...

Morning comrades, I was cleaning out the shed yesterday and came across Harvey Pennick's little red book which, as you will probably recall, goes to the last place in the PDC. Is anyone prepared to 'fess up to coming last in the 2006 tourney? Let me know and I will bang it in the post to you.
Cheers
Lord

how often do the helicopters go over?

... so often you wont even notice.

A slightly bastardised line from the Blues Brothers, certainly relevant for this weekend in Adelaide. F*ck me! It has been non-stop noise from the air and the track as the Clipsal 500 invades the parklands near my sleepy suburb (even sleepy by Adelaide standards, which is close to comatose). The cars are a low din. The helicopters every 2 minutes of the day (i am not kidding) are a pain. The F-18 is just stupidly noisy, but quite awesome - draw a straight line from the start / finish straight, which is what the planes follow, and there is our house. Well, actually, that's a lie. It's the neighbours house. Cant imagine you would have much chance getting out of the way of a bomb dropped from 300ft or so - they are out of sight before you know what's happened. It came over 3 times on the weekend smack bang in the middle of the kids' sleep, although somehow didn't wake them up!?
Of course, dear comrades, it wasn't always that I was aghast at the stupidity of motor racing. My trip to the San Marino GP in 1988 (eek!) was a long held dream come true. The great Ayrton Senna won in a McLaren, but died at the same track 6 years later. My most vivid memory was crowd favourite Michele Alboreto stalling his Ferrari before the race started and was relegated to last place. The collective groan (and screams of distress) from 120,000 or so Ferrari-mad Italians might have even drowned the sounds of the Adelaide airshow? And weren't the fashions just so fab!?!

Yes, these were the days of Senna v Prost with Nelson Piquet and Nigel Mansell mere alsorans. Cars still had clutches and gear sticks. McLaren won every race except for Gerhard Berger and Alboreto getting a 1-2 for Ferrari at the Italian GP at Monza. The crowd and nation went wild! Pathetic!

But perhaps not as pathetic as the Reds, it would seem. Dear me. Craw must be going spare and that TV be getting a right talking to, perhaps at a slightly lower volume so as not to wake the Benjamin?

Hope the weekend treated you all well and that any golf scores were worth talking about.
Til next time
Lord

media tart

It's official. Our dear ol' mate, John, has finally made the big time by scoring a page 58 scoop in the Courier-Mail. Well done! (although not sure about the black hair - did you get it dyed for the wedding, John?). And I hear he has a month off the piss as well. The world HAS gone mad! Looking forward a visit to Vegas this weekend.
Lord

Vote or Die

Not sure this policy direction will work, but this SouthPark creation is very good.
Lord
PS Doc, hear you disgraced yourself on the weekend with a C grade (what the f#ck?!?) victory. That is about as worthy as Dubya proclaiming the liberation and a new era of democracy for Iraq following the invasion (60,000 dead Iraqis later and still not much of either on the horizon...) Shame.

Ashes Taster

Dear comrades
Stumbled across this on the ABC site - really worth listening too. The audio from Steve Waugh's ton at the SCG brought a tear to my eye!
Looking forward to seeing you BrisVegas folk in a few weeks for the 1st Test.
F

Microsoft Office

From the creators of the Office - if you get a chance have a look, its a great laugh. Apparently Microsoft has started an investigation after videos, which were for internal training only, have been leaked. They have already been ripped from YouTube, so better be quick before they disappear for good.

Lord

It's a boy!

Great news from the Craw yesterday with the arrival of young Benjamin. I will let him fill in the details coming days and weeks. Congrats from all PDCers, Craw and Janelle. If the Chief is anything to go by Craw's months of crap golf will soon become a distant memory replaced by an inner peace and golfing nirvana. Or he could have heaps of sleepless nights and be up to his ears in baby shit and spew and never play golf again... Either way, the 2007 PDC will be one worth watching.
Well done.
Lord
PS. Shirls has provided some outstanding photos of Tiger's missus, although word elsewhere on the web is that there is some dispute about whether the said naked baby is in fact the real deal. Probably a bit blue for the blog and email feed, but if you want a look, let me know and I will forward.
And a belated thanks for Craw, Bellringer and PJ for the tonk last weekend in Vegas. Pity Craw and got flogged, but a great morning. Hope to be up in town again in October.

Craw's legacy

Noticed in the members section of the IGC website a pic of the proposed changes to the course. Am sure that the changes to 5 Gold, moving the green to the left to bring the hazard into play, were suggested to the Committee and designers by none other than the Craw. Is this correct, sport? Good to know your years of toil on the Committee made a difference. Of course, you will be cursed loudly everytime a PDCer doesnt par the hole, but that's better than being forgotten.
Lord

Different venue, same gags

Dear comrades
Just a short note to let you know my new golf career has commenced with a mighty victory against some of the local lads at the Grange. Played in the last group on Saturday 1.13 - finished in the dark. First tee introductions were brief and concluded with 'right, well we normally play skins, 50c each first 6, $1 next 6, then $2 for the rest, sandies, ferretts, ntp on all par 3s, 2 long drive holes and $5 for man of the match. You in or not?' 'Agh, well, ahem, sure, yes, oh yes, we do something similar at the 'pilly...' all the while wondering how much cash i had in my wallet. I have no idea how all the calculations worked but was looking a distant last place until a long drive win on 15 followed by a $40 5-footer on 16. You beauty! Was interested in the universality of golfers comments at young ladies who drive the drinks cart around the course. In addition to the usual 'When are the committee going to make topless drinks girls compulsory? to 'Jeez, the hole location looks promising over there' as she neared to 'Do you have anything hot for sale in the front there, luv?'. Just like being at the 'pilly really.

Congratulations Chief, great news on the plate and baby. Bad luck Bellringer.

BTW, i am in Vegas from next Thursay, 17th i think, flying back to SA on the Sunday morning. Let me know if anyone keen for a tonk on Friday arvo or maybe Saturday in the comp. Dont have wheels. Will also be shifting from ozemail to bigpond, hopefully on Friday - cant get broadband at the new address due to some Telstra quirk - will keep you posted on new email address
Lord

The hills are alive.... Not!

Great news from rust belt of Australia. While you boys will no doubt be sucking back a few beers enjoying the ra ra on Saturday evening, perhaps around a barbie, I will be enjoying the adventures of that crazy von Tripp family as they rollick through the Swiss Alps... And then at 12.05 am, Sunday morning, the biggest rugby game of the year will be televised in Adelaide. Go figure!?!
Good luck to the awesome PDC threesome tomorrow. Dont even want to starting thinking which of you will get spit-roasted!
Lord

Adelaide cyber cafe

Dear comrades
Greetings from the deep south. I am in an internet cafe surrounded by young men swearing hard at computers while they attempt to shoot everything that moves on said screen. I have stumbled across an odd sub culture...
Well, we have made it! The house is full of boxes and looks a complete mess, but by and large we are in and operating. Dont have a phone yet (2 weeks away) nor internet (another week) but loads of family support and help. Which is just as well because I dont have a f*ckin' clue about anything else in this dang town! For instance, the sun sets over the sea! Go figure!?
The shift has felt a lot harder than i expected. I really miss the BrisVegas surroundings esp friends. Great to see you all at the party a couple of weeks ago.
But enough sooking about a past life, down to business. Where the hell are the PDC scores?? Did anyone play? A report of some kind would be greatly appreciated.
Hugs for now
Lord

PS. RIP Akermanis, J. You were great, pal, just wish you could engage your brain before your mouth.
PSS. Schnap, sorry i didnt reply to your email before i left. Nice words.

Choke or no choke?

What can we make of Mickelson's and Monty's brain explosions yesterday? There is some reasonable footage on the US Open site, inc video wraps from each day. I get the feeling the yanks thought that big Phil just had to turn up to claim three in a row, or a 'Micklepeat', as they termed it. Wankers! A great result for the oz underdog. Not sure if anyone would have noticed had socceroos knocked off Brazil. BTW, anyone know when the PDC is?
Lord

Bigger than Ben Hur?

3-1 to Socceroos v Japan. Superb! Being such an old man, I was in bed by 9.00 with no chance of watching the match live. Have been desperate to find some footage - the TV is in a backroom (so the kids dont destroy it) without an aerial - I have finally found video on the World Cup site.
All that is missing is Les Murray going bananas and shedding a tear for Johnny Warren, again.
Hooroo for now
Lord

PS Adam Scott, another late 9 stumble. Not in the right headspace for a US Open.
Gregan? Drop him now, or continue to World Cup?

Eve of the 40th

Proving yet agin that age is no barrier, chief hit every fairway and most greens to walk off the 18th of the east with his pride intact after partnering the Docta to a memorable half against the Bellringer and Shirls. Whilst their opposition may argue that they were robbed, Chief and doc reckon that Bellringer and Shirls got off lightly and if it wasn"t for a missed put for par on 15, the good guys would have prevailed.

In the end it was a suitable result. The rest of the night was a cracker with a cast of thousands at the Chiefs 40th and serious hangovers everywhere, particularly on the 0900 flight to Hobart (note the view from the end of my street when I got back).

doc

PS I need a little help to format these pics and text ferg.

Hope Island conquered

The Chief proved that age is no barrier with a blitzing putting display at Hope Island today.

It was a great pleasure to join the Chief, Craw and Doc for a wonderful round at a mighty fine course. This is what greens at IGC can be like!?!

Craw took the money with a robust 74, or 76, or perhaps it was closer to 80, no one really knows how many gimmes crept onto the card...

Here are some pics from this most enjoyable of days. Thanks a million for organising it, Chief. Superb!
Lord

Craw blasting off the 10th.









Doc took a few blows out there, but still has one of the finest finishes in the game...









Birthday Boy with some work to do on the knees. Whatever the look, he can't complain - barely missed a fairway all day.









A screamer on the 11th, despite the propensity to be leaning back...

Japanese 'entertainment'

A mate in Japan sent this to me. It is completely stupid but very very funny. Have a great weekend. I am looking forward to an afternoon tonk tomorrow with Chief, John and Craw. Lions by 19.
Lord.

What is it about the Shark?

As you probably know, the Shark is in the counrty. Saw a pic of him hitting off the back of a boat in Sydney harbour. Didnt see Schnapper in the background giving a few tips, but am sure he schmozed his way on to the cruiser.

The media report that Shark is 'the drawcard' for this year's Australian Open at Royal Sydney. Got me thinking. How can someone who hasnt won a tournament since petrol was 60c a litre (1997) be the drawcard? He cant win? In fact, fair chance he wont make the cut. Is this a just a 'Shark' thing? What other sport would provide space for someone like this? Rather odd.

Most of you have probably heard by now that Lisa and I and the kids are moving to Adelaide, probably in July. Our house went on the market today. I will miss youse all heaps! But, dont worry, I will be in BrisVegas for key events, inc the Gabba test v Poms. Anyone know when the PDC are on? I hope the move to SA will provide all of you with the inspiration to visit, drink some fine booze and have tonk at some great golf course - Links Lady Bay is a cracker.

Cheers for now
Lord

PS. I will shortly send out emails inviting you to be authors for the blog. Enjoy at your leisure.

Doc's PDC pics

Some vintage footage from Doc from the 2004 tourney. Well done digger.
Early morning starters on the East course.








PJ in a standard post-match pose.
Any of you f*ckers joining me for another carton?
No Pete, got to go.
Pussies...









Bellringer off the 6th Green. Doc has some terrific video (no, not of his Davis Cup shenanigans, unfortunately...) from the 6th of Chief tugging it way left, and Bellringer following him (perhaps?). However I cant seem to load the files to the blog. Stay tuned for developments.



Cheers from Lord
posted on behalf of Doc
Happy Anzac Day

Ballet Bunion

The Old Course at Ballybunion has a reputation as one of the finest golf courses in the world - par 71 and measures 6,598 Yards.

Tom Watson and Chief reckon it’s "a true test of golf" and Watson rates the 11th as one of the toughest holes in the world (see Scnapp pic – no concerns about a raping hook on this one).

The good Doc and I decided to take on the monster in December of 1998 and we chewed it up and spat it out. “Totally over-rated” we decided as we walked off both deep in the red…


…well not quite. The hooks were aplenty and a few actions shots attached disguise our inability to deal with the elements. Doc can be seen looking for his ball on 11 which ended up near the cliffs of Mohr. I had to tell him that I didn’t think the pro-shop would have a ball retriever long enough to rescue his pill.

He took it out on the young ladies in bedroom 8. Time has altered the photo unfortunately. Doc assures me there were ladies present in the original.

Later on during my time in the UK (note that Republic of Ireland is not in UK), I met another Doctor in the little town of Gloucester. He was an amazing pool player although he seemed to grapple with the eternal question relating to the pink and the brown.

Here is a photo of him shortly after he found out that the girl he is chatting up in the background is officially half his age. Yes, 15.

Adios
Schnapp
(posted by Lord while blog teething issues resolved)